Starting on the 1918 Dress or You Call These Instructions?

Ok, so I traced out the pattern for the 1918 dress last nite.  The positive is that there are only 6 pieces for the dress, one of which is just a huge rectangle with no markings on it.  Needless to say I did NOT trace out the rectangle.  So it was a quick and easy tracing session.  I popped the fabric in the washing machine.  However, with Figure Skating Worlds on this week, I don't know how much I will be able to finish.

But just look at the instructions.........

Or should I say "What instructions?"

I know you can't read them....but just look the there on the right side, 2 paragraphs.  The left side are the cutting instructions.  This ought to be fun.